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Alonzo

HES THE BEST,HUNKIEST, SMARTEST ALONZO AROUND!
is that alonzo! man he’s hunky!
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Alonzo

He’s the type of guy you can trust; anytime you need something or someone to talk to, even if it’s really private or personal, you can talk to him about it. He may not give the best advice or comfort but he’s surely shows you that he cares for your thoughts and opinions. He’s also charming, loving, caring and loyal. Basically the type of lover you would dream of if you had to describe what a good lover is. He’s also goofy, and heavily into a subject(or hobby) that he likes to do or watch. Not to mention a hardworking and dedicated man when he genuinely tries. Sure he has his downs, he can be slow and slightly toxic, maybe even stubborn as well. However, you will always know where his heart is placed. He’s reasonable and isn’t scared to show his emotions. Bonus thing about him too: he’s very GOOD in bed. Probably the most hidden freak known to man. So if you find an Alonzo, try to keep him for yourself. He’s a rare catch to find.
Girl: I love Alonzo..

Girl 2: You’re dating an Alonzo?? Lucky!
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Alonzo

Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that also has a huge dick.
Omg i love this guy he's so cool and Alonzo has a huge dick
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Alonzo

Alonzo is a tall dark chocolate guy, if you ever find some like him then give him a chance, he is the best friend you can never ask for you have to be someone who don’t give a fuck because he is very annoying and no one will be able to understand him , Alonzo is a very great person and is understanding most of the time , he is funny and he will always find a way to make u happy and sometimes he will make you happy without him knowing, is it kind, weird but very loyal and he will never disappoint you or break your heart, he one and a million. He can get annoying, and mad at everything but he is still a great person you be lucky to had someone like him
Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny

Girl: I wanna have a friend like him

Boy: he is the best
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(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay
My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon
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Alonzo

He is a clown. That’s all there is. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t fuck with Alonzo.
Who’s that?
Oh, that’s Alonzo. He’s a fucking clown!
by Majorcake1234 July 29, 2022
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Alonzo

A handsome sexy lightskin that belongs to Mi’Yonna lee.
Miyonna sexy Alonzo likes her
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