Alcoshit

The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.

*Stomach Growls*

Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT

by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008

Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).

"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."

by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

alcoHo

1) Someone who will do anything for some booze...
2) Someone who, intoxicated, will do anything, anyway!
3) A bit of both!!!

Jen: Hey! Did you see Stef last night?
Juan Miguel: Yeah... the more she was drinking, the crazier she became!
Jen: I know!!! She is such an alcoHo!!!
*** smile and cheers ***

by JenanStef November 15, 2007

An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

alcoholobotomy

To drink so much alcohol that you have cognitive and personality changes.

Drinking to forget.

Man, what a crappy week, tonight I need an alcoholobotomy.

by virgil g October 18, 2006

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

by JustJayne September 11, 2010