Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure

Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh

Alberta fur trapper by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

Alberta Steam Train by Senpini salom April 16, 2020

Alberta snowstorm 

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

Alberta snowstorm by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Alberta lane change 

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

Alberta lane change by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Alberta Jellyfish 

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

Alberta Jellyfish by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Alberta Triangle 

The Alberta Triangle is an extremely dangerous, dirty, and crime infested region correlating triangularly via the three points of Albertan cities Edmonton, Lethbridge, and Red Deer.

Sodomy, incest, rampant beastiality amongst livestock, and heavy crack-cociane usage are religiously practiced within the populations of all regarded cities.

Several men have mysteriously dissappeared within this region, including numerous high school foot ball and hockey teams. Trucks transporting livestock (ie, cattle and horses) have too mysteriously vanished.

I caught that man from Lethbridge fucking my dog. Upon closer inspection I noticed not only the man, but his entire family from Edmonton lined up behind him, while they fucked each other.

Avoid the Alberta Triangle, or you may risk death by sodomy.

That women's upper left lip touches the bottom right of her nose! She must be from Red Deer.

My cousin moved to Edmonton, now he is a crack head.

Alberta Triangle by Eddie TL February 26, 2008

Alberta Blow hole

When a male has a penis piercing (prince albert) and is receiving fellatio from a female, he puts his thumb over the urethra (penis hole) and ejaculates out of the piercing hole like the blow hole of a whale.

-Bro i was getting some sweet dome last night, hit her with the Alberta Blow Hole
-NOICE

Alberta Blow hole by Tboneiago May 17, 2015