Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Alaskan Icicle

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.

"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009

Alaskan Snowstorm

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

by Onionbro March 17, 2015

Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.

My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

Alaskan Princess

A female living in the state of Alaska who is a "2" but thinks and acts like she is a "10." This is due to the fact the women are outnumbered 5 to 1 by males in Alaska. The leads to ugly girls finding mates that they would usually have no chance with in the lower 48. In fact, when these Alaskan Princesses finally do venture out of their home state they are shocked to find out that no guys are interested in them. After dropping out of college they move back to Alaska where they can continue to be huge stuck up bitches and feel pretty.

I offered to buy that girl over there a drink but she said I didn't have permission to talk to her. She's not even that cute! What a bitchy, stuck up, alaskan princess!!

Or....

That Alaskan Princess is such an fat, ugly, whore! I'm gonna get her drunk and give her a glass bottom steamboat

by AKCoug February 21, 2011