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The people that hate it do so because most of those people won't grow up and use it in their lives anyway! The schools assume everyone is going to be a scientist or a programmer or something, and force it upon them as a required class, when it should be optional. Most people forget all the algebra they learned by the time they're in their 30s.
Most average kids fail algebra because their parents forgot it and cannot help them with it.
by Arch-E May 14, 2005
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algebraic

Very cool, awesome. It helps if said in a faux- 90's teen voice.
That concert last night was algebraic, dude.
by Banana Burger May 28, 2009
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Algebra

The worst and most stupid subject ever made.
My dumbass Algebra 2 teacher is assigning this brainless material.
by AdomC March 14, 2015
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Algebra II

all algebra 2 is is coincidental stuff...there is really no application for any of it...all it is is some guy with no life thought 'if i add this number,multiply it with this one, square it blah blah...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER I GOT!' lmao
dumb kid "what is Algebra II?"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"
by PUMAKING June 26, 2009
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Algebra

1.Created by the Math Commitee of America to have something to teach to minors that will take 6 years to learn so that they stay in school and confuse the hell out of them.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.

3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf

Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.

Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!

2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!

Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.

Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.

3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.

Satan: I've got a plan.
by A$$ofPeru January 21, 2011
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algebra

Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)

Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"

*chris thumbsucks*

...isn't algebra useless?
by The Truths June 11, 2007
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Algebra

Buddy-"How was algebra".

You-"I need to go beat up a homeless farret for an hour".
by BankingDJ March 29, 2010
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