Adulterer

A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.

Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)

Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol

by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019

Adulteress

A female Adult (females over the age of 18)

Cameron Diaz is a famous Adulteress

by Brian Patel April 4, 2008

Adultler

Like an Adulterer, but much worse. Someone who cheats on their spouse so much, they are akin to the Hitler of dating. It is rumoured that the original Adultler had as many as 6 million affairs in an event dubbed "The Hole-a-caust". Hole-a-Caust deniers say this is greatly exaggerated and that the actual number is likely much lower, perhaps 10 or 20.

"Well, duh... of course he cheated on you... he's a total Adultler"

"You sir, are worse than Hitler - you're an Adultler"
Source: adamfromtheblok, Canada, eh?

by adamfromtheblok December 18, 2005

Adultery

Being an adult over 18

I can’t wait to be adultery

by Charlie Pow December 24, 2019

adultiversary

The annual recognition of the date that two people, at least one of whom is married, began their extramarital tryst.

Jack and Jill have been married for ten years, but Jill is about to celebrate her three-year adultiversary with her sancho Matt.

by Anon21412 May 20, 2014

Adulties

Diapers for adults.

"Did you hear about Fred? He has to wear adulties to bed!"

"We have to go to the store to pick up some adulties for my dad."

by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016

adultiest

Good at being an adult

I am the adultiest adult.

by Dhancbsusnevshwb May 20, 2017