Send the Asteroid!

Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.

Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?

Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!

by The Hidden Man of Texas January 19, 2023

smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

adter

Similar to "after" but misspelled, because Rob doesn't use spell checker.

Shame on rob.

Rob will be fired today, just adter I finish his ticket review.

by Ben Peters April 1, 2007

asterix

Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.

Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.

by Laser Potato October 16, 2008

astera

the bestest baddie sometimes a lil thot but just the hottest gets all the rats to worship her and is an edgy sk8r teen #hip😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😂😌🤚🏿🤚🏿👺👺👺🧕🦶🏿🦶🏿

woah did you see astera over there? she’s so hot with great style

yeah yeah but do you see the army of rats with her

by crazy roach February 11, 2019

austerity program

(ECONOMICS) when a government has to restructure spending by massively cutting social programs, development programs, and subsidies on basic necessities. Often accompanied by taxes increases, especially on lower incomes (since the poor cannot escape tax hikes).

Usually we use the term "austerity program" when the government in question has to backtrack on its ideological commitments. An example of this is France, after June 1982. The Socialist government of Mitterrand had just implemented a raft of major new social welfare programs, and was promptly forced to cut everything back when the deficit ballooned.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

aster

the most amazing human being to ever exist, he is so perfect, the coolest and the kindest person you’ll ever meet, you can fall in love with him at first sight and it’s humanly impossible to hate or dislike aster

“Aster is so hot broo”

“fr”

by dainegamimg69 November 27, 2021