A doctor and nutritionist who proposed a low carb, high protein diet to handle weight loss. This controversial diet had people skipping out on bread and pasta and eating hamburgers and bacon. The real controversy started when Atkins died. He fell on the front stairs of his weight loss centre, had a minor concussion and then slipped into a coma. Days later he died. Doctors claimed that his eating habbits increased his risks of surviving this minor injury. When he died, Atkins was over weight (258 lbs) and had a high cholesterol.
by Mr. Chubby February 24, 2004
Get the Dr. Atkins mug.A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.
"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"
by Nick D February 24, 2004
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when a person gets lucky at such an abnormal level, he/she's friend begin to question the the doubts of life itself.
1 - i wish i was Jakob
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
by highonfire345 August 16, 2010
Get the Atkinson's Luck mug.Imagine the bitchiest teacher to ever live. Round and fat as shit body, skinny ass legs that make her look like Shrek, always calling students out for the stupidest things, and calling everyone sir as if the kids are the prostitutes she tried calling up last night. Yeah, well this bitch is the perfect definition of that. She literally has no ass. Her legs have the circumference of a tooth pick, and her body has the circumference of a small dining room table. Each fucking wrinkle she has on her saggy ass face resembles another prostitute bailing out of that loose ass pussy. Her pudgy ass face looks like a dick from the 1600s. She waddles from side to side as if she took in a good one inch from her pink Hello Kitty vibrator. And lastly, she's probably written up at least 50 kids or more in the last two months. Unless everyone finally got scared of her and her saggy tits hanging over
you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!
you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!
Person 1: Who do you have as a sub next block?
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson
Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson
Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...
by A saggy ass piece of shit June 3, 2018
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Adjective
Usualy used to describe something that is perfect in every way possible, is way too beautiful, has a hot body, has a feckle in the left eye, and loves chinese food.
Noun
1. Someone who is flawless, impeccable, immaculate, unblemished, foolproof, untained, unspotted, absolute, classic, stainless, crowning, culinating, sublime, supreme, ideal, and beyond all praise and compare, all at the same time.
2. Someone who has an XS bottom and a L top
3. Someone with a real 10 year old personality
Usualy used to describe something that is perfect in every way possible, is way too beautiful, has a hot body, has a feckle in the left eye, and loves chinese food.
Noun
1. Someone who is flawless, impeccable, immaculate, unblemished, foolproof, untained, unspotted, absolute, classic, stainless, crowning, culinating, sublime, supreme, ideal, and beyond all praise and compare, all at the same time.
2. Someone who has an XS bottom and a L top
3. Someone with a real 10 year old personality
-Adjective
Daym, that dog is so Brooke Atkins!
I want someone that is Brooke Atkins.
-Noun
1. Whoa, that Brooke Atkins must take a lot of time in the morning!
2. Did you see the Brooke Atkins walking across the beach?
3. Geez, the Brooke Atkins just tooted...
Daym, that dog is so Brooke Atkins!
I want someone that is Brooke Atkins.
-Noun
1. Whoa, that Brooke Atkins must take a lot of time in the morning!
2. Did you see the Brooke Atkins walking across the beach?
3. Geez, the Brooke Atkins just tooted...
by PaperFlowers April 27, 2009
Get the Brooke Atkins mug.1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
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