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asslump

a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet
i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!
by jnoto64 December 9, 2008
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mental asylum

placae to lock up the insane with bad provoking judgement, mental flaws, are crazy, and have bad uncontrollable, jeering and spasmic actions. initially made for people that have ever had more than one lover in thier day, make false accusations and carry out further function overdoing it, lie, kill, cheat, steel, sin and know they do it and carry out thier ridiculousness to other people or environment. Made for people that have sex with animals, objects, dead carcuses and fecal matter. People in a state of euphoria. People that have mental disorders of any kind. Stopped maybe in the 1800's because it wasn't fair. That was one time.
Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.

Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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Asylum

When you have sex with her while she has her tampon in.
She tried to tell me it was that time of the month, but I was like "dude, let's just do the asylum."
by Dfeltcher April 19, 2011
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assplumber

1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!
by Foetus McSwain August 15, 2007
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asylum sans

A cute yet unstable bean version of Undertale Sans, Where papyrus has been killed from a car crash. Frisk refuese to reset and Sans, unable to accept his brothers death, goes insane and still sees Papyrus' ghost. Nightmare Sans plays a big part when it comes to Asy's Insanity levels.
"Have you heard about Asylum sans?"
"Isn't he the one who went insane and got put into an asylum ?"
"Yup, that's the one."
by Ewood28623 November 6, 2017
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Asplundh

I work at asplundh
Asplundh
by anonymous March 4, 2022
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Caucasian Asylum

A metaphoric place for oppressive white people where they can live out the rest of their oppressing lives away from the people they try to oppress, where they can live out the rest of their insane lives in slight discomfort and without being listened to.
Those white people belong in a Caucasian Asylum!
by Caucasian Asylum May 27, 2015
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