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The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your asshole, good sir.
by poop­ July 21, 2006
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Someone who is being a total jerk , son of a bitch , or just wants to fuck around with your head.

( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.
by jonnie walke December 28, 2005
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by RC February 26, 2005
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1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert
If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
by RayX April 9, 2005
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Kanye is an asshole
by happyimnotkanye September 14, 2009
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the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.
gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)
by toosmart October 4, 2006
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The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
by The Constar February 25, 2009
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