assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004

Bashar al-Assad

The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.

Bashar al-Assad is a good person.

by p0seidon November 30, 2019

Ashwathy

A common girls name in Southern India, specifically Kerala.

Girls named Ashwathy are known to have beautiful long hair.

She named her daughter Ashwathy because she hoped her hair would be thick and luscious.

by ap87r9q3887ro February 26, 2020

asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

by grungyflannel May 7, 2007

Assachusetts

Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.

Did you see that Assachusetts show? I really want to blow their drummer.

by mr_henry October 18, 2008

Ashwak

A avocado that oral care and hates books

Hi avocowak ashwak

by Hdhdjdisoskdjdiwksjbdxjdkkehdj May 11, 2018

assa

The short form of "Whassa".

A : "Ayo assa fam?"
B : "Nothing much."

by sbevennocap July 9, 2022