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asp

(at some point) like atp, but asp
“you gotta start focusing asp”
by db<3 May 3, 2022
mugGet the aspmug.

Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer
Bro du be so Robert asp
by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018
mugGet the Robert aspmug.

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.
Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.
by Guii July 31, 2025
mugGet the Asp Burgermug.

ASP

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.
Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."
by n mck May 21, 2019
mugGet the ASPmug.

[asp]

by totally not asp September 14, 2021
mugGet the [asp]mug.

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