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A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.
Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.
by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013
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Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??
by Brian February 21, 2005
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ask jeeves

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.
Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!
by GirlSkater February 3, 2004
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ask me if I care

used when you want someone to stop annoying you
- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care
by pitfromparis July 22, 2007
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Ask About Me

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.
Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"
by pologuy June 30, 2009
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Ask a Punk

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.
*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?
by 22quackAA April 25, 2022
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Ask Me Bollix

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"
Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"
by Frano September 8, 2006
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