sneeze arrest

when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.

dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.

by slapnuts208 January 25, 2010

Bongiac Arrest

When a bong has not consumed marijuana smoke in awhile, and goes into a serious condition known as bongiac arrest.

I've been out of dope all week; my bong Linda is going into bongiac arrest.

by UncleBobby May 16, 2010

cop arrest

The type of position where ur hands are on the wall legs spread like ur getting arrested while a girls eating ur ass or vice versa

Yo Mark did Julia give u that cop arrest last night?

by Destroyer_69 December 16, 2016

Double-Arrest

when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro

Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!

by alibiyqrbvipqrv April 25, 2011

Cognac Arrest

(noun) A condition which causes loss of memory, motor skills, and inhibitions, and occurs as a result of drinking too much cognac. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: angry/confusing voicemails/text messages, black eyes, and/or legal trouble.

Eric: Yo nig, how'd you get home from the club last night?
Ryan: I don't know, brah. I don't remember shit after I went into cognac arrest.
Eric: SCUMFUCK FOR LIFE!

by MurderDeathKill804 April 21, 2010

Cardiac Arrest

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.

Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."

by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017

Cardiac Arrest

A Cardiac Arrest is a cocktail of approximately $16 Australian dollars worth of cheap Woolworths spices with such a potent smell that it can quite possibly cause one to go I to Cardiac Arrest hence the name. All mixed in a salt container.

Guy 1: yo is that a Cardiac Arrest dude
Guy 2: yeah dude smell it
Guy 1: *goes into cardiac arrest*
Guy 2: well shit that explains the name
Guy 3 in ominous tone: he was not worthy of the S P I C E

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019