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Amazing girlfriend

Its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. Shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. An amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. An amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she's the girl that everyone wants but only you can have... You know why? Because she loves you more than anything. If any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.
Random guy: dude who's that girl??
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me
by 17/08/11 November 12, 2012
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Amazing

YOU BB😘🥰
Your so amazing... don't believe me go look in the mirror
by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020
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Amazonukkah

When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.
Kid 1: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?

Kid 2: I dunno, we're celebrating Amazonukkah this year. My parents are real procrastinators. FML
by Snarky Puppy December 28, 2009
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amazingly amazing

1. describing someone who is so amazing or amazing at something that you have to use the word twice in a row, usually followed by some ridiculous metaphor or simile
friend 1: kobe is an amazing basketball player
friend 2:dude kobe is amazingly amazing, he is like morgan freeman's voice
by fanous November 26, 2010
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Amazingoid

For when Amazing just isn't enough, this 3-dimentional alternative gives far greater impact
"Your girlfriend cooked you breakfast AND brought beer? Amazingoid!!"
by Sandy_e3 March 14, 2009
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Amazonphobia

Amazonphobia is the extreme fear of online shopping, mainly found in people over the age of 45
sorry i can't do online shopping for Christmas, my mother has amazonphobia
by Sir Trash January 18, 2021
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Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.
George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!
by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021
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