Someone who is over paid at their job, to the point that it hurts the rest of the organization. A salary albatross.
"I can't believe the Lakers gave Kobe nearly $50 million over the next two years. He's not even playing! What a salbatross."
Other examples include a number of folks w/ corner offices, Albert Pujols, Reese Witherspoon (her films return 40 cents for every dollar she's paid), and any member of the New York Knicks 2013-14 roster.
Other examples include a number of folks w/ corner offices, Albert Pujols, Reese Witherspoon (her films return 40 cents for every dollar she's paid), and any member of the New York Knicks 2013-14 roster.
by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014
Get the salbatross mug.A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?
by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014
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this is an act of the sexual variety, in the ratio of three males: to one female(or bender). The female (orqueer) proceeds to recieve anal, while jacking off a person with both hands. As a result, the recieve should be wailing, like a bird and flapping their arms. Hence the albatros
by timmy H KE April 24, 2008
Get the albatros mug.1. Going through the motions of a particular activity without consciously thinking about what you are doing.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
I've been albatrossing at my job for over three years because it is repetitive and does not provide any type of intellectual stimulation.
by Turdus_migratorius March 5, 2013
Get the albatrossing mug.1. A corpulent usually southern person who often spends there time at assorted arbys, filling there beak like noise hole with delicious sandwiches.
2. An enormous animal of the avian variety which oft terrorizes local arby restaurants, preying on the young, fat, and defenseless.
2. An enormous animal of the avian variety which oft terrorizes local arby restaurants, preying on the young, fat, and defenseless.
they were all out of fries, there were, like, seven arbytrosses in there
skrwaaaawwwwwwwww, quoth the arbytross
skrwaaaawwwwwwwww, quoth the arbytross
by Fellatio navi dad March 25, 2010
Get the arbytross mug.After the trip, Greta became scared of the large birds. She now has Albatrosaphobia and will never look at an Albatross again.
by pagelllllllll November 18, 2017
Get the Albatrosaphobia mug.The act of inserting the beak of any live aviary species into any desired orifice (usually vaginal, urethral or anal) causing the bird to panic and squawk. Stretching the orifice
Person 1: Have you tried Albatrossing? It's all the rage with the younger generation.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
by ColonelSmegPot July 12, 2015
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