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arbytross 

1. A corpulent usually southern person who often spends there time at assorted arbys, filling there beak like noise hole with delicious sandwiches.

2. An enormous animal of the avian variety which oft terrorizes local arby restaurants, preying on the young, fat, and defenseless.
they were all out of fries, there were, like, seven arbytrosses in there

skrwaaaawwwwwwwww, quoth the arbytross
arbytross by Fellatio navi dad March 25, 2010
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love albatross 

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.
love albatross by The Strut September 29, 2004

Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.
Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!
Albatross Wings by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018

white albatross 

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...
white albatross by palebot October 16, 2009

floss the albatross 

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

albatross 

A metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.
Joe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night!

Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?
albatross by ieatboogers August 22, 2010

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...
email albatross by eine May 30, 2006
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