Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Acorn Cock

When your foreskin gets puffed up and swollen after entering something very tight, like an anus. Usually referred at gays.

"Hey that fag has an acorn cock!"

by Acorn Cockmaster April 20, 2010

fallen acorn

When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear.

Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acorn! He better put that thing back in there before zipping!

by Danger & Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

acorn nipples

When a persons nipples are large and puffy, and very sensitive to touch.

Owen: Dude you got some big nips let me sqeeze them.

Nick: Don't sqeeze my acorn nipples that would really hurt.

by Big Moke January 22, 2008

Acorn head

Dangerous disease, no cure known of at the moment. Acorn head is when your head shaped into an acorn. If you are around any squirrels you must leave or else they will attack you

Corny Donald (most famous acorn head)

by Ding dong words May 7, 2015

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010

mighty acorn

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 10, 2013