spring a tickle

When your boyfriend tickles you thinking he’s being cute and funny, but it’s actually really fucking annoying

Whenever we netflix and chill, I’m always nervous my boyfriend will spring a tickle on me.

by YourAuntsSister January 14, 2018

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

by Ems August 5, 2003

smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it

There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring

by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022

that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.

Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

by Bill&bob August 18, 2022

A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

like he gets a t4 for it every spring

Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.

'Man, Neil throws it in Moss' ass like he gets a t4 for it every spring'

by steel julian April 4, 2005