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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal July 8, 2016
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A black man in a rainstorm

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
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have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018
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smack a black man

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.
by 4everful March 10, 2008
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed
Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day
by Bigbet244 April 9, 2019
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oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"
by Robby6521 March 25, 2011
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