To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
D

by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian

A term of contempt. There are those in the world who are not racist, yet say racist like things in order to insult someone, for example, "You jew!" This term is a combination of many of these into one phrase. It originated from a gaming experience when one man had customized his character to have various equipment from England, France, United States of America, Russia, and Germany (in a world war two game, hence the "nazi") His opponant then quickly came up with this contemptful insult, combining all the nationalities, and a little racist sounding insult of his own at the end.

Richardo: Dude check out my equip (lists all different nationalities of equip).

#Joe: You Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian!

Richardo: Hahaha! what the heck?

by #Joe January 24, 2008

To you that’s a bop

When something is only good for that person

Bill: hey did you hear Jenna and Dave broke up?
Tim: good! I hated them together
Bill: well to you that’s a bop!

by Applepie226 October 31, 2018

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

it's a great day to be a huskie

When you male friend interacts with his girl friend or girlfriend in public that makes the bystanders what to shoot themselves. ex. holding hands in public but trying to hide it from other people, having fun with your female friend in a "friendzone" situation type way.

it's a great day to be a huskie huh

by allergypeopleareweak December 1, 2023