Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.
Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.
Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.
by Christina S. March 1, 2008
Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"
"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"
"Not yet, mom."
"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"
"Not yet, mom."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."
"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."
"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."
"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."
"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."
by mickey brown March 5, 2007
by leadthrower August 29, 2006
(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
A prospective purchaser of a car who does not know what he or she is looking for when examining the car. From the pointless gesture of kicking the tyres often employed by such.
by Sweavo January 5, 2007
An individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. Moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, Bunny Kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse.
**Strong reference to the evaluative psychological question of torturing small animals.
**Implication that the above-described mean person has issues.
**Can also be used light-heartedly for the occasional mean outburst that all humans suffer from.
**Strong reference to the evaluative psychological question of torturing small animals.
**Implication that the above-described mean person has issues.
**Can also be used light-heartedly for the occasional mean outburst that all humans suffer from.
There was absolutely no reason for him to yell at her in front of her friends. His career is suffering, so he is taking it out on her. He's such a Bunny Kicker!
by Natalie & Katie August 13, 2006