A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...
"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."
by Tokensei December 15, 2022
Get the fucktonmug. by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022
Get the Fucktonmug. "That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
by Naundrup July 4, 2017
Get the A Fucktonmug. Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016
Get the fucktonmug. The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
Get the Geometric fucktonmug. 
by Markk116 July 5, 2012
Get the FuckTonmug.