fuckton

Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.

(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."

by MrFarnsworth October 22, 2016

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016