Definitions by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK

Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

Fuckton by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

Podunk prerogative 

A family first policy in which having sexual relations with a relative doesn't constitute infidelity (cheating) in relation to a non-family member union.

"I thought you was seeing Darla ?"
"Yeah, but Terri-Lynn is ma cousin...so Podunk Prerogative!"

Podunk prerogative by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022