i wanna take a pic with cardi b

taking a pic wiht cardi b

Lucas: You need to get your grades up to play football, John.
Bill: Yeah, we need you for football.
John: i wanna take a pic with cardi b

by i wanna take a pic with cardib May 19, 2022

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use

IM SWEATING LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS!!

by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019