August 2nd

A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human

Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest

by August 2nd Mfuka September 29, 2021

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February 2nd

People who are born on this day are handsome and perfect they are good at sports and COD.

February 2nd

by Sonnyboi25 May 01, 2020

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January 2nd

January 2nd is a day to eat something you have never tried before

person #1: why are you eating caviar? I thought you hate it
person #2: Its January 2nd!

by 0wO December 03, 2019

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May 2nd

A national holiday.

This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.

We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.

"Do you remember May 2nd?"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"

by H.Granger December 13, 2009

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