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2nd Intelligence Battalion

Referring to a military battalion from Jacksonville North Carolina known for it's faggotry and idiots. Can be recognized by the Marines of this group which combined act like total a total sweenie, and those which frequent the B K Lounge. This group is known to make frequent trips to Iraq in which it continues the gay, not to be confused with the use of the Dirty Sanchez, but the sudden downfall of a constant shit storm because of their frequent anal activities. The leaders of this group usually engage in a daily routine known as a Lazy Laflamme.
Sure, his battalion was corrupt and full of faggotry, but it was no ----
I was sent to 2nd Intelligence Battalion for more in depth training and all I got was a dirty sanchez and taken to the BK lounge the next morning!
Another day, another dollar, another shit storm...welcome to Intel BN.
Cold we please have just one more meeting filled with the gay?
Meet me in the office for a good ole fashioned lazy laflamme...
by Oliver North October 13, 2006
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2nd of December

2nd of December

The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.
Koby: Hey mum, it’s the 2nd of December so I’m going to go to school because I’m a courteous and upstanding hound student.

Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.

Koby: here here!
by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019
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2nd October

The day I was born! NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME EVEN IF YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME K 🙂
TYYY 🤰😘🎉🥳🎂🎁
Person 1: what day is it?
Person2: 2nd October

Person1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAITLIN
by Lalakanaj March 31, 2021
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2nd Floorin'

Verb. Consuming inordinate amounts of alcoholic beverages (see hooch, booze, beer, or vodka). This usually results in sickness & expulsion from institution. Originated on the North Carolina State campus to describe the 'activities' of the second floor of Bagwell dormitory.
Those guys were 2nd Floorin', there were 4 alcohol poisonings within the first 3 weeks of school!
by Upright Citizens Brigade December 13, 2003
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2nd Piccolo

1: The second chair piccolo player. Usually female, blonde, and attractive. Seemingly useless in most bands or orchestras, as there's rarely a part or need for a second piccolo. Usually ends up sleeping with the conductor/musical director, followed by first trumpet, then the rest of band. Never present when percussion or rhythm section are bumping gear in or out.
2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.
Hey, check out the new 2nd piccolo. How long until she sleeps with the MD?

We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.
by bennyn May 30, 2009
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2nd wheel

When you're hanging with someone whom you have no chance with.
Being a 2nd wheel means when you're hanging out with someone with whom you have no chance with, or your crush.
by tjriches November 28, 2016
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2nd Base

touching people's goods
titts, dick, goods, anything you wouldn't try to cover up from your spouse/partner. Alan is two basses from doing his girlfriend, he's already touched her breasts, so he's past 2nd base.
by jannene June 11, 2006
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