October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019

November 22nd

Slap your gf's ass day

It's November 22nd time for that ass
Sneak attack

by Anonymous 135 November 21, 2019

October 22nd

The day where you get to give your crush a kiss!!

I can’t wait to hug my crush today!
It’s October 22nd..you know what that means

by Mynameisjoemama October 19, 2019

22nd of December

22nd of December is apparently, according to survays, the best day of the year. If that is your birthday, you are the best person in the friend group!

hey! its 22nd of December! its the best day! lets go get some ice cream!

by anabelle.jinx November 9, 2020

22nd November

spoil your girl day or slap there booty ;)

22nd November is national spoil your girl day!

by getfxuck February 4, 2020

22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008

October 22nd

October 22nd is Bring Your Blanket to school day!

It's so cold and it's October 22nd, bring your blanket to school Alicia!

by carlazus October 18, 2019