Shit piece

A general purpose insult. A little stronger than something like "you piece of shit!"
Unique to the South.

(After an argument or heated exchange) - "You're just a piece of shit." (pause) "Shit piece!"

by mistahex October 20, 2008

shit ninja

The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas

"Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once."

by anthony calloway February 17, 2008

Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009

Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009

shit fucker

one who fucks shit in their spare time

scott is a shit fucker

by dhdfhdfgfh September 1, 2008

Da Shits

When one can't stop shitting

Man I got Da Shits

by The Man July 23, 2001