Matthew

an NPC.

wow look at that matthew!

by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022

mattayah

One sexy bitch

Omg that mattayah girl is so sexyyyyyyyyyy

by Yooooooooooooooo240214 November 11, 2022

Mattress Mack

A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.

Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!

by VezinaIgor31 November 11, 2022

Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022

Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022

Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

Matthew madera

A very cool guy that pulls literally all the girls

Matthew madera is know in Aledo as the most attractive kid more attractive then everyone else

by Matthew maderaissocoollol November 21, 2022