vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

Dick Fracking

The act of ejaculating into someones mouth so hard they vomit.

Alex: Last night the head was so good I ended up Dick Fracking her.

Jordan: That's disgusting

by wutothatang June 13, 2016

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 June 11, 2016

ideal dick

Perfectly sized dick. Almost too much to handle, but not quite. Combination between boyfriend dick and vacation dick

Girl 1 : I saw you started dating galen , how's that going?
Girl 2: pretty well! We had sex last night... I almost couldn't handle it. Definitely an ideal dick.

by Rizzic June 6, 2016

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016