Cum-palsy

The temporary state of being unable to articulate or coordinate movement secondary to other orgasm overload

Crikey Voilet! I can barely feel me legs! I’m down with the cum-palsy

by Heck Dan June 28, 2025

Lala Paloola

People who have addiction to rodents & are very obnoxious with their words, extreme sarcasm & dorky humor.

Very meow meow or hamster like, or like rats & extremely loud & dramatic!

Hei, why are you being a lala paloola about the cheese?

by jashjackybrown July 21, 2025

Warm Palpatine

The sexual act of jizzing all over your balls and then tasing them.

“Yeah my girl showed me the Warm Palpatine, still have the scorch marks!”

by spluffer August 6, 2025

pink palm puff

the girliest most demure hoodie company u will ever see

"what are you wearing?"

"its a pink palm puff hoodie!"

by imalwayslazy August 13, 2025

Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

Free Palestine Syndrome

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.

In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)

by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025

King Palmala

A person guilty of police contact / contract forgery, fraud, and fraudulant misrepresentation, and embezzlement in a payroll diversion scheme, where King Palmala, signs all of the contracts and collects pay for several different "ghost-employee".

King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.

King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.

Yeah, King Palmala signing everything again.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025