To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

A duh meat

When a girl rejects you, and you turn in a creep and start harassing her. It also means when your lazy, or are getting fat.

Your such a duh meat right now. Leave her alone!
Your being a duh meat! Get out of bed.
Your duh meating out right now on this chick dude, you gotta stop!

by Duh Meatarrhea October 31, 2017

Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 1, 2017

bulgarian sack meat

When Bulgarians throw various meat into a burlap sack and then proceed to roast it.

Dave: "What do you want in your mouth?"

Kim: "Bulgarian sack meat. of course."

by Xx_WordVixen_xX May 1, 2018