Bluezak 

Blues + Muzak. Blues of the weekend-warrior, bar-band and public access television variety. Usually played by middle-aged, overweight, balding white men, in a desperate attempt to hold on to their youth with borrowed 60's nostalgia, to the slavering admiration of drunk, single, white-trash mothers.

Randy suggested they hit Big Daddy's for a beer that Friday night, but Jim said if he hears another Bluezak band doing Stormy Monday, he wont hesitate to jump up on stage and regulate.

Bluezak by Craig DC December 19, 2007

Ruby-blues 

A situation in which a person has the need to search for the perfect partner. However, this perfectionism often results in loneliness. This relates to ruby-blue because there is no such thing as a blue ruby.

Is Norman still dating that Casey girl even though she has crooked teeth?

Nah man, he's got a bad case of the ruby-blues.

Ruby-blues by Faylan June 15, 2010

bluetiful

describes anything beautiful and blue; most often someone's eyes.

she has the most bluetiful eyes i've ever seen. they're like the ocean.

bluetiful by miss grits October 11, 2010

saudi bluetooth 

When a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.

Guy 1: Did you see that durka's saudi bluetooth? She was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can multitask while talking to Abdul Hakeem.

Guy 2: What a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.

saudi bluetooth by seattle laxbro July 9, 2011

Blueberry

The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.

-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.

Blueberry by Kidd Flow October 9, 2004

bluetoothaphobia 

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly

My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

bluetoothaphobia by Gonorthforkyourself September 8, 2015

Bluetooth Hobo 

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

Bluetooth Hobo by VitoVane November 15, 2017