time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

by Timeify January 16, 2021

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by ltdsgrreewqa November 20, 2023

time violation

Tennis Terminology. Infraction for exceeding the time limit of 25 seconds between points. First infraction leads to a warning, second to loss of your first serve and all consecutive to a point penalty.

Time violation, warning mr. Nadal

by Turandot June 16, 2019

Wharfie Time

A time period within a game of Australian Rules Football when players of the Fremantle Football Club are inspired to show extraordinary strength, skill and aggression.

“Put on your Superman capes, it’s Wharfie Time.” - Matthew Pavlich 28:16-20

by Danny_Whitaker May 25, 2024

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023

sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 29, 2020