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square shit

A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.
"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."

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"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."
by Unkie Al December 29, 2005
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Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.
Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck
by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005
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talkin' shit

to say something that may get you killed, ass kicked, or yo ass blowd off.
"check dem foo's, dey git up be fucked. Naw sayin'?"

"Dat bich be talkin' shit 'e git killd!"
by Fish__ January 4, 2007
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Shit On Boyz

When you own a sicc ass whip or ballin object of some sort(i.e. grillz or some kinda iced out chain), Its when u show dat shit off and niggaz is like "DAAAAAAMN!!! Dat shit is flyyy!!!" and they got a look on they face like they got shitted on or sumthin. lol.
"Im shittin on these boyz cuz i kno i can. Got game wrapped in da palm of my hand"- Mike Jones ft. Slim Thug and Killa Kyleon "Shit On Boyz"
by Tri99A November 2, 2007
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Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!
by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008
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basic shit

shit every one should know principles
Yo nigga i dont know how to count no yo thats basic shit i am sorry i was yovis this entire week fuck that this is basic shit
by jalkass November 5, 2013
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Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.
Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.
by Don Zee February 3, 2015
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