Lake Compounce

The theme park in bristol CT. Every employee at that park has an obsession with it, and they probably sold their souls to it at one point or another

what can we do for fun in bristol?
lets go to lake compounce

by youemom.com March 15, 2022

Underhanded Compliment

A work appropriate reach around.

My boss just gave me an underhanded compliment and now I got a raise!

by AMitchellAK March 22, 2022

The Compensator

A person with something bigger than necessary to compensate for their micro penis.

Person 1: Did you see that guy flying by in his boat?
Person 2: Yeah, that's what we call the compensator

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

Caesarean Compliment

A LARGE compliment of something or someone followed by 23 complaints, comments, and criticisms of who or what you just complimented

Caesarean Compliment: "You are the best husband ever" followed with comments, complaints, and criticisms for the next several hours

by Safety Lane March 29, 2022

Athena Complexion

When someone has a visage that looks like Pallas Athena from Greek mythology in old, traditional Greek art and sculptures.

Karen: What is up with your Mrs. Fenimore's downward nose?
Marco: Oh don't worry. She just has a Athena Complexion :)

by sodaNsnacksNB April 3, 2022

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Sal Complex

When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.

Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.

Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!

Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.

by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 1, 2022