Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago

Just got corporate Eiffel Towered, fml.

by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023

Sexy twin towers

You put your penis next to another man's to make it look like the twin towers and have a third penis be the plane and ram into the penises

Hey man you wanna go sexy twin towers with Muhammad

by [e-mail] December 15, 2023

crackhead in town

so you go to town and fine your local crackhead and hes huffing and puffing andsniffing smoking a roach off the floor itching the back of his arse smells like shit beggin ya mother outside aldi for some change.

oi oi geeza i see ya nan smokin some crack behind pondland best check the filthy crackhead in town blud

by crackhead steven February 5, 2024

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024

Shake a Tower

A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.

(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!

by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024