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ass monkey

a male having anal sex with another male
those 2 guys are ass monkeys
ass monkey by barnbasher September 15, 2005
A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.
dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink
monkey by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

Surrender monkey 

Look at that surrender monkey he must be french
Surrender monkey by Memer_69 November 11, 2019

Code Monkey 

Name given to a hot guy.. Obviously spoken in Code so the hot guy doesnt know that the girl is reffering to him.
Woah! Code Monkey
Holy Shit, Look at THAT Code Monkey
Code Monkey by Skylar. January 6, 2008

Monkey Boy 

Someone who makes the tea, also known as a placement student.
Monkey Boy by Anonymous April 28, 2003