by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005
Get the Douche bag a roomug. by estrella December 10, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug. The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.
In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.
by MU Matt December 12, 2008
Get the Mongolian Garbage Bagmug. A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
Get the Dousche Bag Dadmug. little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018
Get the valentino white bagmug. 1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.
by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006
Get the Fruity Man Bagmug. Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009
Get the Bedazzled Douche Bagmug.