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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
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Cum

A result of a mans HARD work and excitement

Otherwise known as Jizz
1 second in and I have already produced cum.
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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Cum

A white glue that sluts like eating and made out of balls hehehehehehe
My cock is sooooooooooooooo hard i can cum in all of these bitches asses
Ohhhhh, Emily is so fucking hot i wanna cum in her mouth
by Horny 12yearold November 22, 2022
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yummy cum nuggets

what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)
homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."
by dik doodler done messed me up November 22, 2022
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Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.
bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022
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Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.
by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022
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Cum compliment

After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment
by Xaime November 28, 2022
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