Peruvian Hot Dog

A small dick, far below average size

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

by Iamtired543445 August 6, 2015

My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.

Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.

by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020

bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.

Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.

by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011

dogs named Henry

STRAIGHT UP FUGLY

Small Dogs named Henry need to be burned

by Sam;) October 13, 2022

office prairie dog

1)Noun. An individual in an office setting who pops his or her head out of the cubical due to any sound or distraction. 2)Verb. The act of someone popping his/her head out their cube at the first distraction.

As soon as Bob mentioned that donuts were in the break room, half of the floor office prairie dogged.

by Murkycat January 24, 2014

Carmacks chilli dog

When a women farts on your penis that quickly turns around and starts sucking the fart covered dick

"Dude she gave me a carmacks chilli dog last night is was incredible ".

by J-cizzy December 9, 2015

Ur dog incest

Faggot - ur mom gay lol
You - ur dad lesbian
Faggot - ur granny tranny haha i win
You - no faggot, ur dog incest
Faggot - dissolves

Ur dog incest lol

by Bootyeater96 May 11, 2018