Definitions by Iamtired543445

Peruvian Hot Dog 

A small dick, far below average size

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

Peruvian Hot Dog by Iamtired543445 August 6, 2015

Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

Bless Me by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013