Peruvian Hot Dog

A small dick, far below average size

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

by Iamtired543445 July 15, 2015

Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 20, 2013