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Adolf Hitler

A wonderful painter thats art effected over 18 million people lives. He comited suicide because the overwhelming live from his fans was too much to deal with, the only thing that worked for him was the gun he shot himself woth in the moth
(Ava): Adolf Hitler is a wonderful painter, i love him very much
by HitlerFan420 November 22, 2023
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alfritch hitcock

when you scare someone then hit them in the dick .
gave him the ol alfritch hitcock
by deadflowers November 16, 2024
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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Partial Hitler

The act of shafting onshore ones face so that it looks like your wearing a shit mustache. The partial hitler
Them/they were eating her from the back and she sharted and gave them/they a partial Hitler.
by Pyro sk8r November 28, 2024
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Jesse Hitaffer

Who?
Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024
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Adolf Hitler

Austrian painter who falled art school and blamed Jews for a lot of things.
by bigdaddytrump24 December 5, 2023
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Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick
LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.
by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023
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