dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.

When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.

by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017

dick on lockdown

Dick on lockdown. ..woman who either got married...or engaged.
Woman controls who a man is banging.
Preferably her.

"She got that dick on lockdown!"

by Peaches R. September 25, 2017

dick hustler

a person (male or female ) who goes out to have sex with as many partners as possiable.

Hey man don't mess with that hoe she's nothing but a dick hustler.

by Zrock September 26, 2017

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not dick listic about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017