Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

Chief Complaint

1) used in medicine to identify the primary reason why one came to see the doctor

2) the leading complainer of your roommates who wont ever shut the fuck up

"can you believe Donnie? All that prick does is bitch, moan and complain about the pube shavings on the bathroom sink!"

"Yeah dude, he is forever known as the holy Chief Complaint"

by mudbuttmaker November 6, 2021

Hero complex

A complex where someone thinks everyone around them is an idiot really.

The girl was the first one to tell Travis Scott about the dead body, that sounds kind of like the hero complex they describe on Criminal Minds. Kind of like the one that pushes somebody on the train tracks yelling for them to get off the tracks or calling for help.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Harsh(Compelled)

Wish to have alot of brand new chicks,
Tryna be a savage to give no shits,
Always wanna get these pussies lit,
In reality , my character doesn't really get fit,
Why they still think I'm a fucking kid,
Don't they realise I'm the new Brad Pitt,
But by time I have realised it,
That Im Harsh, I cannot have big _.

I am Harsh(Compelled), u ain't.

by H I TT E R November 23, 2021

Urban Company

That special set of people who always show up on time when you call them. They come. Fix your home and even your body if it requires. Always clean up after.

7AM to 7PM. 7 Days a week. They got your back.

People these days just don't care , we all need some of that good good Urban Company.

by Livin' La vida loca November 23, 2021

Urban Company

That special set of people who always show up on time when you call them. They come. Fix your home and even your body if it requires. Always clean up after.

7AM to 7PM. 7 Days a week. They got your back.

People these days just don't care , we all need some of that good good Urban Company.

by Livin' La vida loca November 23, 2021