cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 07, 2019

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 20, 2015

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 10, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 10, 2024

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 12, 2024