snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.

Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?

by Idiotass March 5, 2017

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

Penis

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Cock Dick Penis

by Nzzzzzzzerrrrrrr May 20, 2016