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Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation 

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.

the double truth 

More than just the truth, the double truth is something more important than just "the truth". Usually a bigger meaning. Something that is very very profound would be the triple truth, but that is very rare.

Made popular by Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Sr. Love Daddy in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing"
"Yo! Time out! Hold up! Y'all take a chill, you need to cool that sh!t out!" And that's the double truth, RUTH!"
the double truth by hnt523 April 5, 2008

Daily Double 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.
Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.
Daily Double by MTF January 13, 2009

kentucky upper decker double blumpkin 

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.

snoop double dizzle 

another way to say snoop doggy dog. a famous rapper
snoop double dizzle is he shizzle bizatch!
snoop double dizzle by bored_1 February 10, 2004